no sleep, no end, in that order

Well, hello insomnia. Thanks so much for visiting me at, oh, 3.30am. You do know that the day isn't supposed to start for another 3 hours, right??

Grrr.

Also, how the hell did my cracky pwp turn into an examination of relationship boundaries and consent? Actually, what am I saying? I know exactly where it's gone off the rails of the crack train and hit Seriousville, and I can't work out whether I should let it keep going or just uncouple that carriage. Whatever will get me to the end faster, damn it. It wasn't supposed to be this long. Oh my god I totally fail at pwp don't I.

*cries*