Title: A Simple Job
Fandom: Saiyuki
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Prompt: Yakuza enforcer Gojyo is assigned to shake down powerful, wealthy businessman/politician Hakkai, who has been breaking promises to former yakuza allies. Gojyo quickly finds himself out of his depth.

Summary: Break, enter, deliver a message. Why do the simple jobs never go as planned when you're working for the mob?

A/N: Written for a challenge prompt over at saiyuki-wk-au - Kenren, Tenpou and a brief appearance by the some of the Ants (and a slightly random Saiyuki character crossover), all wrapped up in a little upper-class gangster AU which is not as action packed as I'd maybe imagined it to be. It also sadly lacks the porn. But there is perhaps some flirting! If you count bruises and rope burn. Deepest apologies to the prompter - this really didn't know what it wanted to be or where it wanted to go, and I managed to pretty much nail none of your requests in the process (is so ashamed). And I'm late, so that's a hat-trick T___T

(When they wanted heads cracked and knees broken, they didn’t call Kenren.)